***LIMIT 1 PER ORDER!***
You can't win 'em all. When we ordered our Grumpy Onions, we found that a good chunk of them were less grumpy and more derpy. These odd onions came out cross eyed and asymmetrical. Once we sold out of all the nice looking Grumpy Onions, we were left with tons of onions that weren't quite up to our standard. So now we decided to sell them at a massive loss because, well, even Derpy Onions need a home!
We are also including an ultra rare, Derpy Onion Flipdeck trading card. The card is numbered #X01 and can only be obtained by ordering a Derpy Onion.
Width: 5.5 inches (14 cm)
Depth: 5.5 inches (14 cm)
Height: 7.5 inches (19 cm) (9 inches/ 22 cm if you count his handsome, leafy-green hair... and you should)
*For ages 3 and up.